Archive for July, 2009

Episode 011: Robotic Panty Dispensers

Posted by moJoe On July - 28 - 2009

Brother Richard is doing a whirl-wind tour of California this week, but worry not, my co-host from the Chariots of Iron podcast, and good friend Lamar has dropped in to hang out and do the show with me. This week we cover (once again) the Texas school board, who (once again) is up to lame, pro-Christian, tax wasting. We talk about a serious hot-button topic (panties) that may cause Saudi Arabia (panties) to implode. The trial (mis-trial) of the Oregon “faith healing” couple is over with, we share our feelings about what went down (mis-trial.) A church comes up with a really brilliant (stupid) idea involving a pen and a (stupid) bible. A (wingnut) Rep from Ohio loves him some (wingnut) daddies. Iran (evil) has raised the bar on evil (evil,) and villagers in India (naked) have come up an ingenious way to put (naked) grandma to work. Naked.

Lord Scarab drew me a picture, damn I look handsome:

Sexy bitch!

And I am rocking some new theme music this week, courtesy of my good friend DJ Tim Blade. If you love it, hit him up on twitter where he will release new songs periodically:

http://www.twitter.com/djtimblade

or become a fan of his on Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/s.php?init=q&q=tom%20blade&ref=ts#/pages/Tim-Blade/116141331135?ref=search

Aloha

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Agh! I’ve been struck by stupid!

Posted by moJoe On July - 15 - 2009

I was half asleep last night and something happened while I was uploading Episode 010 that screwed it up. I have no idea what that thing was, but I am re-uploading the show now and hopefully that will fix it.

To everyone who downloaded the effed up version, I am really sorry. I hate it when people waste my time and I am embarrassed that I wasted yours.

So, to make it up to you, I am giving you all the next show free of charge… =P

Thanks for being patient, ya’ll

–Joe

Episode 010: Look out ladies, I’m full of the spirit!

Posted by moJoe On July - 15 - 2009

You -know-who kicks it with me and we talk about food that isn’t meant to go in your pockets, a Nevada senator that can’t seem to get enough of his friends wife, a prophet of The Lord® who is arrested for seducing jailbait, the economy of douche-baggery, a Sharia court finally answers one of the truley great questions of our time, Harry Potter names Richard Dawkins his atheist Albus Dumbledoore and finally, we discuss the stupidity that is religious holidays.

Don’t worry, Christmas still rules.

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Brother Richard gets a gold star for being on the show yet again.

This week we begin with a correction from last week’s show and then jump into the news: The UK conciders punting the clergy out of parliment, meanwhile France conciders punting some Muslims. When did France get so hard-core? We talk about “prayer booths.” Well, rather, we clown on them mercilessly. Then, to wrap it up, we talk about the second best father’s day gift money can buy,  the dangers of drinking tea, and we make fun of the Sabbath.

Another week, another blasphemy.  Oh, here’s the picture I promised during the show: me after my father’s day strawberry shortcake binge.

Mmmm!

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