http://www.informationageprayer.com/
For only $49.95 per month, you can contract the services of the Information Age Prayer company to help you “show God you are serious,” and hire out one of their computers to say a rosary for you every day for a full month.
One of the oldest prayers, it is very powerful and can be used for important or pressing circumstances. It is especially good to say this prayer in church with a group of others. This prayer starts with the Apostles Creed and continues with a particular order going through mysteries one through five (see Prayer Text). The computer doesn’t need any beads to keep track of Hail Mary’s while saying this prayer, it will be voiced precisely the correct way each time for you without taking any breaks. Subscribe now to have this prayer said for you each day.
That’s right–using a text-to-speech program–a computer will say your prayers for you so that you don’t have to, and you don’t have to stop with the Rosary. You can get a Hail Mary for just $0.07 each! So you don’t feel like a total schmuck, a whopping 10% of the money you pay will go to charity. The FAQ section is especially mind-numbing. Either this person is a complete loon or a genius that has decided to cash in on Poe’s Law.
Unbelievable.
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I can’t decide if this is a satire or not.
This CAN’T be real! lol