This is just too amazing to not propagate. Pharyngula links to this spectacular piece of right-wing kitsch that depicts Jesus (Caucasian, like he should be) personally delivering the Constitution to a group of awed on-lookers who include, children, school teachers, US Founding Fathers (including, ironically, notoriously atheistic Thomas Payne), Ronald Reagan, dead astronauts, black soldiers (specifically), and a godless group of professors, Supreme Court Judges, politicians, and Hollywood producers. Every individual and object in the picture has a nice little mouseover text (eat your heart out, Randall Munroe!) describing how that individual either worked to create the United States of Jesus America, or how he is working to bring Satan (can you find him in the picture?) into the White House. This is absolutely golden. Enjoy!
Jesus delivers the Constitution
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Where can I purchase this piece at? I think it would go great right next to my picture of jesus looking into the sears tower…
This painting is at least as good as the dogs playing poker and the velvet Elvii.
Did the perpetrator really misspell Thomas Paine’s name?
There’s a Photoshopped response to this here. And in case that ever goes down, I blogged about it here.
The thing that always just makes my brain go “bjoink!” is realizing that this comes from the exact same cosmos that became the planets, stars and all the other beautiful natural stuff that isn’t insane.